Ladies and gentlemen, I not only will keep my promise to post once a week, but I will bring enlightenment.
First, watch this. I know, I know, youtube is a tool of the patriarchy, but watch it.
Second, think of how cool it would be to see him live.
That's tonight. I've once before journeyed to the far off (just up the street) superclassy (8 dollar water!) land of the Cambodiana Hotel to see the one, the only Asian Tom Jones. He plays each night except Tuesday, and I assure you his show is just terrifying enough to be wonderful.
Next Episode: Stories From The Provinces.